Awww, come on, how much trouble could I really get in? Besides, therapy's not THAT expensive, right?

Connor - for sassing his mother all the time and generally making everything a battle, refusing to eat healthy food, playing too much Wii (don't talk to me about how much that is my fault), taking Emma's toys, and repeatedly blowing in Sammy's face, even when I tell him not to. Sheesh, boys.

Emma - for trashing my house all the time. Sheesh, two-year-olds.