Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Mini Yearbook - Girls' Getaway Weekend

Happy Circles patterned paper
8x8 album pages

Botanico Blue Oak patterned paper
8x8 album pages


Here are a few sample ideas using Chatterbox patterned paper and Bazzill cardstock. I can order wholesale from Chatterbox and Bazzill Basics, but these wholesalers often have long delivery times, so I'm not sure what we can get at this point. Another option is just for everyone to bring their white cardstock and a pen, and we'll just pass around paper to write cute notes on. Regardless, nobody has to haul their scrapbooking gear, just bring a pen.

Ooooh! I just had another great idea! Everyone bring 2" pics of yourself, all identical, and we'll exchange them. I can diecut little tag books, where each fat tag (maybe 4"x7") has a little frame at the top (1-3/4" opening), and we can sign the "tags", then tie the tag book together with a ribbon. Quick, easy, but totally cute, si? Here are a few sample pics:

I could also include an extra tag for each pic, so there would be two "autograph" tag pages for each picture. Fall colors could be tied with raffia, neutral tones with silver ribbon, or bright colors with white or black ribbon. But everyone get back to me quick, so I can order paper in the next few days!!!!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Multiplying like Tribbles

Do you keep lists? I do, and my "To Do" list feels like it's totally out of control. Here is an impromptu list of things I want to get done, from the mundane to the important, in no particular order:
1. Fix Zen's Palm Pilot, so it will play MP3's
2. Organize all my scrapbooking supplies into sale items for eBay
3. Photograph said scrapbooking items
4. Package and calculate the shipping for said scrapbooking items
5. Write the auction descriptions for said items
6. Organize garage for garage sale on Oct. 4th
7. Order Gil and Connor's new bunk bed
8. Clean kitchen floor
9. Clean bathrooms
10. Vacuum stairs & tv room
11. Clean off computer shelf & take items to my craftroom
12. More, and more, and more, and more ...

I'm So Close!!!

No, I haven't broken the 200 pound barrier, but I am so close. I weighed myself at the rec center yesterday, and I was only 208 pounds!!! I am so psyched. I haven't weighed this little since before I started having kids, and that was 14 years ago! Instead of gaining weight after having a kid, I have managed to lose weight this time. Yes!!!! I wear a size 18 now, and I am just about out of the "fat girls" clothing department. I can't wait until I'm a 16, and I am so positive I can do it before Christmas. I'm hoping Santa brings me a new wardrobe makeover!!!

What has made the difference? I think I have finally conquered my food issues, in the sense that I just don't pig out anymore. I don't use food to manage my emotional issues, from simple things like boredom to more intense emotions like high stress. When it comes to feeding myself, I rarely have more than one serving, and I try to serve myself on a salad-sized plate, instead of a dinner plate. I really think that over time, I've managed to shrink my stomach. You may not notice my new eating skills at family events, because I still have a weakness for celebrating with food, but my day-to-day eating habits have really altered for the better. And seriously, I enjoy exercising. It's not that every second is a joy, quite the opposite in fact. I have to push myself very hard, but it's the emotional high I get from rockin' my workout, and striving for my personal best that keeps me doing it.

Who Says Boys Don't Like Babies?






Gil is so cute with Emma. He loves her so much! Although, being a dork with her seems to be his form of affection, but that's okay, I still know he loves her.

The Beast Within

This was me, minus the nasty slobber.


Are my meds really necessary? This is a question I have secretly asked myself the last couple months, because I have felt great since I left the doctor's office two months ago, before I even took the first pill. You know, was it a placebo effect? Just knowing that I was on medication made it all better? I think I got my question answered this last Tuesday. I ran out of pills a little over a week ago, and couldn't get anymore because Zen has switched jobs (I should blog that, shouldn't I?), and we don't get the new health insurance benefits until Oct 1st. I went in to fill my prescription, and without pharmacy benefits, it would cost me $144.00! No way! I'll go without my medicine, I concluded. Well, I couldn't see any difference until last Tuesday, when the Crazy Beast showed up in my head, and I felt like ripping everyone a new one, you know what I mean? The little stuff, which I handle pretty fabulously these days, just totally bugged the crud out of me, for no good reason, and I felt like I had to try ten times as hard not to be a beast. I just had to vent with my sister Sue, who suggested that I get some free samples from my doctor. Eureka! That's what I did, and the man graciously gave me a month's supply, even though I only needed a week to tide me over. Hallelujah!!!!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

I Got Butchered!!!

Cute hairdo, yes? This is the exact picture I gave the hairstylist today.

What the #@*$#&# blankety-blank holy monkeys happened here?!!! And don't tell me I just need to style it better. You should have seen that poor hairstylist trying to do something with this mess at the hair salon. You could just tell she knew she goofed. She kept messing with it, and messing with it, and finally gave up. I couldn't look at her when I lied and said it was okay. There wasn't anything she could do to fix it. Only time will grow it out. I haven't had this bad a haircut since, well, this--

Sorry, Mom, but it was a doozy!

Personal Space



It's nuts trying to get four people to share a computer. I have to beat people off with a stick, usually, to get any computer time. I've been fantasizing for months about having my own computer, but figured it was a long way off. Wouldn't it be lovely to go away somewhere out of the household traffic and work by myself? But then my Mom found out about this guy who was selling used laptops left over from this class he taught to business people. It was only $200, so I told Mom to snatch one up for me. I have my own computer now!!!! I'm in the process of getting wireless internet, so I can blog from any point in the house. Heaven!! I might get more blogging done now, or maybe I'll just wind up doing more puzzles. But that's another story.

The ironic thing is, now I have to beat people off with a stick from my laptop. Aarghhh!!! I've stemmed that tide a little by password protecting my laptop. Now at least they have to ask before they intrude. Vultures! Connor hasn't displayed much interest in the computer before now, but all of a sudden, he finds the laptop appealing. I don't know why, but he makes the fourth varmint I have to pick off with a shotgun to keep from pestering me at the laptop. So much for personal space.

"Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Babies Rollin'--"

It was a complete fluke, but Emma rolled over a week ago. I've been trying to give her tummy time, so she'll gain more skills, and I set her on the floor one day. After a little struggling, she rolled over from her front to her back! I was so excited, "Baby, you did it!!!" I tried over and over to get her to do it again, but sadly, it was not repeated. We'll just keep on trying.

11 Sep

Tummy time is often frustrating at this stage. "Carpet tastes awful!"

"But I taste good!"

Don't Feed the Animals (ummm... Potty Mosters)



My dear, dear potty-training son has decided that he likes using the potty now, and we are officially in pull-ups. However, I think he enjoys the process because it means he gets to feed toilet paper to the Potty Monster. He has been known to flush wad after wad of toilet paper down the toilet, just for fun, or perhaps he is just trying to feed the potty monster gods, so he won't accidently get flushed down the toilet. After all, he likes to point out where the water comes in, and the poop and pee go out. Water is his favorite thing, don't you know, and to him, it's critical to understand where it's all coming from, and going to. It's a water flow thing. I'm sure all that useless toilet-paper-flushing is bad for the environment, but I guess feeding the potty gods is just part of the process of toilet training.

We've had him in pull-ups for a few weeks now, and it all came about because he would occasionally go potty voluntarily, I think especially because there are two other little boys in my daycare going through the potty training thing. I just decided one day that he's old enough to have a clue, and that maybe going cold turkey was the way to go. So, I warned him for a few days that when the diapers were gone, he was going to have to wear pull-ups. I'd been offering the option of diapers, pull-ups, or underwear for weeks, to no avail. So, when the last diaper from the the last pack was gone, he had no choice but to wear pull-ups. Thankfully, he didn't put up much of a resistance. Except for the time we were in Wal-Mart last week and I was buying diapers for Emma, and Connor tried repeatedly to put a pack of diapers in the cart for himself. I kept putting them back, saying that he doesn't wear diapers anymore because he is a big boy. I thought we were about to come to blows over the whole issue. But after a lot of pouting from Connor and stubbornness from me, I prevailed, and the big boy diapers stayed on the shelf. Whew!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Going On a Walkabout

I felt a little cooped up on a Sunday evening a week ago, and decided to go on a neighborhood walk. Connor, Emma, and I were the only ones who wanted to go, so I put baby in her new stroller, and off we went.

5 Sep - our first outing in the new stroller, when I took Dani's lunch to her at school.

7 Sep - Just at the back edge of our circle is a huge, undeveloped area, bigger than a field. Here you can see the other side of it. Connor and I wandered around, looking at the landscape. I took pictures of Wyoming weeds and Connor threw rocks and clumps of dirt.





Weeds, yes, but pretty.



Connor, my little rock-throwing, mud-clump-exploding, monkey.

All that bouncing around the dirt and weeds put Emma to sleep.

"No, I'm not going home!" Run away! Run away!

Monday, September 15, 2008

All Hail the Binky!

Well, four kids later, and we finally have a kid who likes the binky. And you know what, it's pretty fabulous, because when she's ready to sleep, I just wrap her in her blankie, stick a binky in her mouth, and after a few minutes of snuggling, she's asleep. All hail the binky!

I just stuck a binky in her mouth, and she fell asleep on the floor. It doesn't always work like this, but it's pretty close.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Why Do I Love Dorky Pictures?

We've been trying for weeks to capture Emma's smile, which appears all the time now. We've managed a few shots, but most of the rest have been on the dorky side of things. No class of people have more unusual expressions than babies. So get your popcorn, settle in to your computer chair, and pretend to enjoy my slide show of Emma.

Aug 6 - Early pics in the baby tub, a gadget we've since dispensed with. These days I just put a few inches in the big tub, and away we go. Hhmmm, I feel another photo shoot coming on...

Aug 7 - Dani blowing in Emma's face. It's like the kitty-lick-lick-trick (our old childhood cat, GirlKitty, would lick the air whenever we would scratch the base of her tail.)

Aug 9 - Babies can sleep in any position.

Aug 9 - I think Dani figured that she could "encourage" Emma to smile by taking care of it for her.

Aug 9 - Here's the real deal.

Aug 12 - My sweet girl. Sleeping babies always feel like such an accomplishment.

Aug 15 - My wonderful, weird, motley crew.

Aug 15 - "Big Brother, what the garbage is this music?!"

Aug 20 - If Sedona looks like an orca, Emma unmistakably looks like an adorable bullfrog. See?
http://www.pbase.com/image/82070791

Aug 20 -
1. "Waiter, another bottle, please."
2. "And my point, gentemen, is..."
3. "Mom, there's a fly on the ceiling."
4. "Engage!" It's a Trekkie thing, not that I'm a Trekkie.
5. "Mom, we really need to discuss my older siblings..."
6. "A bath, you say? Now, wait just a second!"
7. "Look, missie, if you don't get that camera out of my face..."
8. "Just between you and me -
9. "Mom, you really need to trim your nose hairs, 'cuz I see them, like, ALL the time!"
10. Insert your own comment.

Aug 22 - "Ahoy, mateys!" "Aaarghh!" "Walk the plank!"

I'm a bullfrog, really.

Aug 23 - "Mom, a little less togetherness, please?"

Aug 27 - Dani had a blast taking pictures of Emma with this cute pink scarf.

Aug 27 - "Oh, my heck, did you see the size of that - ?!!!" or "Oh, my gosh, that was the loudest burp/fart in history! My eyes nearly popped out!"

Aug 28 - "Hey, I lost my binkie" or "You guys suck! I hate pictures! Leave me alone!"

And that concludes our Baby Picture Dork Fest for the day. Be sure to see our Labor Day post below. Thanks for coming, and have a nice day.

Labor Day Weekend - Allred Reunion

Good Monday morning. I'm determined to catch up on my blogging, both my own posts and everyone else's. So much blogging, so little time. I have so many things I want to blog about, I'm just going to slop a bunch of stuff on here... not that it isn't usually slopped on here, but I'll try to be less picky this time about how it turns out, so I can get several posts on here today. I took over 800 pictures during this Bear Lake-vacation/Allred-family-reunion! I finally weeded it down to 400, but still, that's a monkey-load of pictures. I got so sick of looking at them, I was beginning to feel sorry for all the photo editing Sue had to do for weddings, etc., and could see why she got tired of doing it and being the Mom, too. But it was fun, and I got a very nice compliment from Zen's sister, Jan, about how much she enjoyed the "slide show" I gave at the end of the vacation, with all the pictures I took. I'd probably do it anyway, but it was nice to be able to provide a service that other people enjoyed.

All my lovely couch potatoes, on the way to Bear Lake.

On our trip, the kids had their dvd's and I had my camera. I just couldn't resist being naughty and taking all kinds of dorky pictures, including some of Gil blowing his nose. I'll spare him the indignity here, but as you can see, he was not amused by my paparazzi instincts, and tried to get back at me by wiping a booger on the camera. Teenagers are sooooo sensative.

Lovely Wyoming scenery. No, seriously, I really do like its stark beauty. I could fix the little black spots on this picture, but I leave them here as a little tip for those who might find similar things on their pics, but can't solve the problem by just wiping the camera lense: clean the inside of the camera! I kept wiping and wiping the lense, blowing off the mirrors on the inside of the camera, to no avail. After hundreds of photos with annoying black spots, I finally dug out the manual, and found that I had to clean the filter on the image sensor (warning - according to the camera manual, it's easily damaged, so proceed with caution.) That's where the sneaky little bits of dust were hiding! Darn them! Fixing this pic in Photoshop is easy, but on more complex backgrounds, it's a pain to fix. Aaargh, I wish I'd known about this earlier. I could have saved myself so much unnecessary editing. So let this be a lesson to you to read your camera manual!

Sue, this reminds me of something I've been thinking of for a while. You should totally write a camera/photography book of some kind for the amateur photographer. I bet it would be great!

We made a brief stop in Cokeville to see Sue's new digs.

We stayed at a pretty nice resort, with a room that was a cross between a hotel room and a condo. This is the little living room, that also connected to a pretty decent little kitchen. There was one bedroom, and the sofa folded out into a bed. Zen and I slept in the bedroom, with baby under the table one night, and in the closet the other night. Connor and Gil slept on the sofa bed, and Dani took the big stuffed chair with the ottoman. It was a nice place, but we spent most of the time at Zen's parents condo apartment at their time-share resort.

It took eight shots, but I did get a halfway decent pic of the fam in the pool at Zen's parents' resort pool.

Rocks and water. What else do little boys need?

Who says you need a bikini to look good? Dani loves her new suit.

"Sweet!" "Totally!" Name the movie.

Dani loved being out on the water, willing to try just about anything.

Being too little to really ride the water toys, Connor was mostly bored and kept asking to go home. But he did like holding the "man down" flag.

Poor baby was swamped by her life jacket, and didn't like it much.

Insert your own comment.

Gil got to drive the boat. Watch out world! It's only a year and a half until he has a learner's permit.

Hey, I made it into a picture! Of course, I took it myself, thus the odd angle you see here.

Zen, having a great time.

Zen's made the funniest faces out on the water.

It rained cats and dogs Sunday night before Labor Day. The kids just had to go dip their toes in the big puddles out in the parking lot at Zen's parents' resort condo. And yes, the depth of the water is an optical illusion - some of the kids are kneeling in the puddle.

Our group shot had to be an impromptu picture indoors. It's not a great pic, but at least is helps us remember who was there. Zen's parents up front: Rose and Ron. Second row, left to right: Mickie's daughter, Megan, Jan's daughter Annie, Jan (Zen's sister) and her husband Bob, Mickie (Zen's sister) and her husband Steve, Zen, me and Connor. Up the stairs, bottom to top: Mickie's son Jared, Jan's daughter Katie, Mickie's daughter Alexa, Gil, Dani, and Mickie's daughter Erica.

Okay, this is totally random, but Zen and I are getting to a point in our lives where we are only about a year and half away from being out of our credit card debt (hallelujah!!!), and maybe a few years after that we will be in a place where we can start thinking about moving to Star Valley and building our "dream" home on the dry farm in Star Valley. So, I'm going to start collecting ideas for houses, both inside and out. Here is a picture of a barn around Bear Lake that I found appealing. I've always liked the big old barns renovated into houses. Something very old-fashioned and western about them, I think, that strikes a chord in me.